- Hurley: Dude, the cavalry has totally arrived!
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- Sayid ↑2: Attention Others: Sayid Jarrah WILL FUCK YOU UP WITH HIS ARMS TIED BEHIND HIS BACK.
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- Charlie ↓1: Sniff...For the Shire!
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- Jin ↓1: I was going to add an achievement for "Running down and capturing a former Red Army officer twice in one episode", but I don't want to give those things away. So Jin just gets Awesome Points instead. (318)
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- Desmond: When the LOST writers set ye up as having a date with destiny, ye should run the other way, brother. (318)
- Sawyer ↑2: "Should I make you a mix tape?" You are the only worthwhile vertex in this whole stupid love dodecahedron. (318)
- Jack ↑2: I wonder if Matthew Fox is a method actor; did he get drunk and stay up for twenty hours to film that flash-forward?
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- Ben ↓2: Oh, boo hoo, your mom died and your dad was a drunk. DOES ANYONE ON THIS SHOW HAVE HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS WITH THEIR PARENTS??!! (321)
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- Sun ↓2: For once, I would like to see a flashback where the character just, you know, gets along with their parents pretty well. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? (318)
- Kate: From "Kate's Book of Dating Advice": If the guy you like starts talking to another woman, you should act extremely jealous. Boning his alpha male rival is a good way to get him back. (318)
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- Locke: On this week's episode of "John Locke Has Had a Shit Life": considering that the last two times you ran into your father, he completely fucked you over, simply avoiding him would have been a better life strategy. (315)
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- Juliet: Well, at least you're actually doing something. Otherwise we would be 3 for 3 on Useless Blonde Chicks. (309)
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- Michael: "Gee, Dad, thanks for saving me! But did you have betray everyone and leave a trail of bodies in your wake?" *smack* "Shut up! You don't know what it's like!" (224)
- Claire: Stupid Claire. Your only redeeming feature is that you help Charlie be awesome. (321)