- Hurley: Dude, you're like, the Machiavelli of the South Pacific, only, like, nice. (315)
Achievements unlocked:
- Ben: "No John, we don't have a code for 'There's a man in the closet with a gun to my daughter's head'. Although, obviously we should." So awesome. (315)
Achievements unlocked:
- Jin ↑5: I was going to add an achievement for "Running down and capturing a former Red Army officer twice in one episode", but I don't want to give those things away. So Jin just gets Awesome Points instead.
- Desmond: When the LOST writers set ye up as having a date with destiny, ye should run the other way, brother.
Achievements unlocked:
- Sawyer ↑2: "Should I make you a mix tape?" You are the only worthwhile vertex in this whole stupid love dodecahedron.
- Sayid ↓3: Allah be praised, Sayid has stopped moping and gone back to being a badass. (303)
- Sun ↓2: For once, I would like to see a flashback where the character just, you know, gets along with their parents pretty well. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
- Charlie ↓2: "This is a new song. It's about a drunken half-crazed Scot who says the universe wants to kill me." (309)
- Jack: "Yeah, so I meant to sever that first artery, but the second one was totally an accident, swear to God." (309)
- Kate: From "Kate's Book of Dating Advice": If the guy you like starts talking to another woman, you should act extremely jealous. Boning his alpha male rival is a good way to get him back.
Achievements unlocked:
- Locke: On this week's episode of "John Locke Has Had a Shit Life": considering that the last two times you ran into your father, he completely fucked you over, simply avoiding him would have been a better life strategy. (315)
- Juliet: Well, at least you're actually doing something. Otherwise we would be 3 for 3 on Useless Blonde Chicks. (309)
- Michael ↑1: "Gee, Dad, thanks for saving me! But did you have betray everyone and leave a trail of bodies in your wake?" *smack* "Shut up! You don't know what it's like!" (224)
- Claire ↑1: Stupid Claire. Stupid illness.